Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
You truly level up when you do it in a long sleeved shirt, with a sweater on, AND a cami underneath.
Meanwhile, I feel like I’ve never met a single dude who can remove a sweater without also pulling up the t-shirt they’re wearing underneath entirely. I’m sure these dudes exist somewhere. I’ve just never met one.
No no - you really level up when you can not only remove your bra from under three layers of clothing, but also put on a new one the same way.
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
I still don’t find channing tatum attractive
He’s doing that thing again. That thing where he looks completely untouchable and like a mega star.
God he’s epic.
this was a childrens show
Disney Princess Evolution.
They just keep getting sparklier dont they
In a couple of years they might as well grow wings.
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
OH MY GOD WHAT
oh my sweet lord.
i can never take anything seriously ever again.
OH MY GOD I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE
“I wore black because I liked it. I still do, and wearing it still means something to me. It’s still my symbol of rebellion — against a stagnant status quo, against our hypocritical houses of God, against people whose minds are closed to others’ ideas.”
- Johnny Cash
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye